Inspired by my first official mosquito bite of the season and a lifelong hatred of mosquitoes I decided I would share some of the numerous home remedies for mosquito bites I have tried and what has proven to be waste of time and effort as well as a few that sometimes actually work. They do make products that are a mosquito magnet in hopes that they would be helpful for getting rid of them, but I am not sure how well they work, and I’m not too keen on the idea of spending several hundred dollars to find out if it doesn’t. (Though if you want to send me one, I’ll surely test it out.)

I don’t remember exactly when I started hating mosquitoes, but I do know that it started pretty early. In the eighth grade I wrote an essay about how much I hate mosquitoes. It was our first writing assignment of the year and I was sitting in class itchy as could be.  Here is a short little excerpt of what I had written as a 13 year old girl:

“I hate mosquitos more than anything in the world. They must see me and somehow mistake me for the central blood bank. In the summer, it looks as if I’ve caught some strange contagious infectious disease from the pink polka dots of calamine lotion.”

Not much has changed since then, except I now no longer leave my house without bug spray. There’s a small bottle of it in my purse, the kid’s diaper bags, the trunk of my car, and I also keep it nearby on our porch and in the medicine cabinets. This probably seems like a little overboard, but it’s seemed to have become a necessity – without it I would be one itchy miserable mom!

Anyways, if you are like me, even with the best prevention methods you still end up getting bit from time to time, especially in unsuspecting situations such as while grocery shopping or taking a shower. So here are some things you can try for quick fast relief. Some of them worked for me, but not others – others I know swear by methods that were a total failure for me. Remember that this is no substitute for medical advice in any means  – I’m not a doctor, a nurse, or specialist of any sorts.

Calamine Lotion: My dear Calamine. (Y’know, Calamine could actually sound like a pretty girl’s name if I didn’t associate it with one of my biggest pet peeves in the world. ) What can I say about Calamine? It’s pink and so a lot of times it will get all over your clothes. It feels good for about 5 minutes and then the itching starts all over again.

Benadryl: Benadryl in both the over the counter oral medicine and the spray is always good to have on hand, though it only works about 75% of the time for me. When I have been attacked by mosquitoes sometimes taking benadryl medication will provide some relief for about an hour or two. Make sure you follow the dosing carefully – it will make you sleepy.

Witch Hazel: I’ve tried this one a few times, with and without baking soda mixed with it. This is usually best only for the mildly irritating single bite – not so good when your whole leg is covered in them and you are going crazy.

Deodorant: Someone suggested this to me once and I tried it. Unfortunately, the kind I use may be strong enough for a man and ph balanced for a woman, but it doesn’t stand a chance when it comes to battling bug bites. I haven’t tried other kinds or brands, which I’m sure may have different effects since they all have different ingredients.

Toothpaste: If you use a toothpaste with fluoride and baking soda in it, this may provide some very temporary relief. It works much better at making acne disappear than bug bites unfortunately.

Asprin: Supposedly if you rub an aspirin over the bite immediately after being bitten it will prevent it from getting all swollen and itchy. Haven’t used this one enough to say it works.

Aloe Vera Gel: Hey, while you’re rubbing a bunch of other weird things like toothpaste all over your skin, why not try aloe vera gel? Sometimes that cool soothing feeling helps.

Salt Water: Mix a solution of salt and water and apply to skin. Warning: If you’ve scratched the bite to the point where it is bleeding this is going to burn a LOT! The pain will make you forget how itchy it is!

Now that you’ve read all of these crazy concoctions and supposed cures for itchy bug bites, you may understand why mosquito bite prevention is the best thing and why I have a ridiculous supply of bug spray. There are two kinds of bug spray I have used that do actually work pretty well most of the time – they are Avon Skin So Soft, which even now comes in a spray bottle and is DEET free, as well as OFF! Skintastic . The Off! Shouldn’t be used on small children however, since it is believed that DEET is bad for them, which makes the Avon Skin So Soft a better choice if you have small kids.

Anyways, have any thoughts on mosquitoes? Anybody have an experience with a mosquito magnet? What crazy home remedies for mosquito bites have you tried?